Santa’s a Ninja and so are his elves
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kiterieCHRISTMAS FESTIVAL FIC DAY 1!!!!
Title: Santa’s a Ninja and so are his elves
Theme: Those Funny Things They Do in Snow Country
Characters: Minato, Young!Kakashi, Rin, and mentions Young!Gai
Summary: MISSION: To deliver toys to all the good little boys and girls.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto, but if I did I’d do a Christmas special instead of the crappy fillers.
Dedicated to: Moiya Hatake
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Minato pulled two green jumpsuits from the bag that he’d been given by the lord who’d hired them. He gave one to Rin and held the other out to Kakashi. “Put this on.”
Kakashi eyed the ugly green fabric with its glittery red trim. He looked from his sensei to his teammate.
Rin was already pulling her shoes off. Being the only girl on the team, she wore a skin tight, black suit under her clothes when they were on missions. It made things easier for them all in situations where costumes and disguises were required.
She’d be down to it before he could stop her so he didn’t bother trying. Kakashi looked back at Minato. “I’m not wearing that.”
“But, Kakashi-kun, we have to; it’s for the mission,” Rin reasoned, pulling her shirt up over her head. Her short brown hair came free of the collar and poofed out, several strands sticking up and floating in the air, buoyant from the static.
“It looks like something Gai would wear.” Kakashi told her flatly, “In other words, it’s hideous.” There was no way he was going to put the ridiculous looking outfit on. Even if they were a thousand miles away from Konoha and it was unlikely that he would see anyone in Snow country again he’d still refuse. Not even in the darkest caves of Lightning country would he be caught dead in that.
An almost indiscernible smirk tugged at Minato’s lips. “Rin’s right. It’s required for the mission. You have to wear it.”
“No.” The mission wasn’t going anywhere he liked. He’d rather face a hundred crazed missing-nin than put on the ugly green catastrophe that his sensei was still holding out expectantly, like he was going to suddenly change his mind and take it. “What does dressing up as Gai have to do with the mission?” He really wanted to know who was stupid enough to think that up. Maybe then he could return Gai to his long lost family and if they were this far away maybe he’d never have to see his self-declared ’eternal rival’ again.
“Here, it’s a part of their Christmas traditions,” Minato explain, a soft chuckle escaping him. “There’s ‘Santa Claus’ who is fat, old, smiles a lot, and dresses in red. Then, there’s his elves who wear green and are just as jolly. They go around sneaking into homes and giving all of the good little boys and girls toys for Christmas.” He shook the suit and a soft jingling sound came from the pointy hat clipped to it. A silver bell bounced from where it was pinned to the tip. “The daimyo of Snow Country is paying a lot of money to have us dress up and deliver toys. We can’t disappoint him and all of those kids just because you don’t want to look a little silly.”
“That’s stupid.” Kakashi crossed his arms.
“We can do this the easy way and you can put it on, or we can do it the hard way and I can put it on you.” Minato grinned wickedly, a definite glint in his eye. “If I have to, Rin will have to help me.”
Kakashi eyed Rin, who was now fully dressed in the goofy looking elf costume.
Her eyes were wide and hopeful. She was practically rubbing her hands together in glee at the thought.
Kakashi shivered. Teenage girls were scary. It was like some switch in their brain flipped and they went from reasonable teammates who tried to keep you from killing the other boys you got teamed up with to insane ones who tried to grope you when you were sparring. She had tried. He’d have liked to believe it was just her, but he’d seen that same look on Kurenai and Suzume’s face before. The worst part was they all thought that they looked innocent. They didn’t. They were all crazy.
Turning back to Minato, Kakashi snatched the jumpsuit from him. “Fine! But if either of you tell Gai I wore anything this stupid looking, then I will kill you in your sleep.”
Title: Santa’s a Ninja and so are his elves
Theme: Those Funny Things They Do in Snow Country
Characters: Minato, Young!Kakashi, Rin, and mentions Young!Gai
Summary: MISSION: To deliver toys to all the good little boys and girls.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto, but if I did I’d do a Christmas special instead of the crappy fillers.
Dedicated to: Moiya Hatake
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Minato pulled two green jumpsuits from the bag that he’d been given by the lord who’d hired them. He gave one to Rin and held the other out to Kakashi. “Put this on.”
Kakashi eyed the ugly green fabric with its glittery red trim. He looked from his sensei to his teammate.
Rin was already pulling her shoes off. Being the only girl on the team, she wore a skin tight, black suit under her clothes when they were on missions. It made things easier for them all in situations where costumes and disguises were required.
She’d be down to it before he could stop her so he didn’t bother trying. Kakashi looked back at Minato. “I’m not wearing that.”
“But, Kakashi-kun, we have to; it’s for the mission,” Rin reasoned, pulling her shirt up over her head. Her short brown hair came free of the collar and poofed out, several strands sticking up and floating in the air, buoyant from the static.
“It looks like something Gai would wear.” Kakashi told her flatly, “In other words, it’s hideous.” There was no way he was going to put the ridiculous looking outfit on. Even if they were a thousand miles away from Konoha and it was unlikely that he would see anyone in Snow country again he’d still refuse. Not even in the darkest caves of Lightning country would he be caught dead in that.
An almost indiscernible smirk tugged at Minato’s lips. “Rin’s right. It’s required for the mission. You have to wear it.”
“No.” The mission wasn’t going anywhere he liked. He’d rather face a hundred crazed missing-nin than put on the ugly green catastrophe that his sensei was still holding out expectantly, like he was going to suddenly change his mind and take it. “What does dressing up as Gai have to do with the mission?” He really wanted to know who was stupid enough to think that up. Maybe then he could return Gai to his long lost family and if they were this far away maybe he’d never have to see his self-declared ’eternal rival’ again.
“Here, it’s a part of their Christmas traditions,” Minato explain, a soft chuckle escaping him. “There’s ‘Santa Claus’ who is fat, old, smiles a lot, and dresses in red. Then, there’s his elves who wear green and are just as jolly. They go around sneaking into homes and giving all of the good little boys and girls toys for Christmas.” He shook the suit and a soft jingling sound came from the pointy hat clipped to it. A silver bell bounced from where it was pinned to the tip. “The daimyo of Snow Country is paying a lot of money to have us dress up and deliver toys. We can’t disappoint him and all of those kids just because you don’t want to look a little silly.”
“That’s stupid.” Kakashi crossed his arms.
“We can do this the easy way and you can put it on, or we can do it the hard way and I can put it on you.” Minato grinned wickedly, a definite glint in his eye. “If I have to, Rin will have to help me.”
Kakashi eyed Rin, who was now fully dressed in the goofy looking elf costume.
Her eyes were wide and hopeful. She was practically rubbing her hands together in glee at the thought.
Kakashi shivered. Teenage girls were scary. It was like some switch in their brain flipped and they went from reasonable teammates who tried to keep you from killing the other boys you got teamed up with to insane ones who tried to grope you when you were sparring. She had tried. He’d have liked to believe it was just her, but he’d seen that same look on Kurenai and Suzume’s face before. The worst part was they all thought that they looked innocent. They didn’t. They were all crazy.
Turning back to Minato, Kakashi snatched the jumpsuit from him. “Fine! But if either of you tell Gai I wore anything this stupid looking, then I will kill you in your sleep.”
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